(Leaving the first night of Vacation Bible School)
Me: So tell me what y’all learned tonight.
Me: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Angela: Well, tell daddy about the activities we did.
DJ: I already did!
Angela: We did 3 of them, which one did you tell Daddy about?
Me: The one where they had to find their own shoes blind folded.
DJ: And the one where Mama played music and when the music stopped we had to freeze and say something nice about somebody.
Me: No you didn’t.
DJ: YES I DID!! Cause I told you I said something nice about YOU!
Me: Dude! You didn’t tell me about that one.
DJ: NAW! YOU just wasn’t listening … I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!
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